All the Horrible Girliness

I didn't know I could be offended. I have listened to all matter of sexual perversion from guy friends. You get linked some sorry ass stuff in irc. But here, at work, from the relatively innocent cubicle girls, I received an email that made me want to march straight to the HR office.

I present this email to you in its entirety. Warning: This is safe for work.

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Pampered 15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR
GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up
there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.


5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.


6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make
some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.


9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for
it.


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in
Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.


15. Sadly, all men are created equal.


Send this to 10 Bright Women to make their day

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I would wish horrible things on the women who laugh at this, but their lives will be miserable anyway.

posted by Samus @ 1:53 PM