All the Horrible Girliness

What Kidless People See In Cats

My cat is beautiful. She is three swirly colors: chocolate, caramel and butter. She lays on her back, her paws curled and forgotten in the air, and looks at you upside-down. Her ears are soft and she doesn't mind if you touch them. She will give a warning bite if you touch her rump and will only tolerate belly petting if you are distracting her with head petting at the same time. It's worth it.

She is afraid of the balls with the bells inside, except the green one. She'll play with the green one for all of thirty seconds before, exhausted and triumphant, taking a nap.

At night, she licks herself loudly, with aplomb, obviously enjoying herself far too much.

posted by Samus @ 1:55 PM