All the Horrible Girliness

I dunno why I keep adding sex to the equation when I talk about hot girls. I don't want to have sex with them, as evidenced by my vagina post, and yet if you page down a little in this blog you don't see me fawning over boys much. And I'm linking videos of girls slapping each other while kissing. I should elaborate.

I don't want to do those girls. I want to be them. I want to be cute and Eastern European with a gap in my teeth and huge tits with all that bendy gymnastics ability. I want to be fierce and blonde with a growly voice and get to lay in studio meadows and be petted by Dani Filth (even though yes, he is four feet tall, this is why he's sitting in the video). I want to look good with tons of black eye makeup (I don't, I can't figure it out) and be able to make the faces that one porn star makes while the camera flashes. I want to have a good orgasm face (I haven't looked, but I bet I look like I'm choking) like she does. And I want Jessica Biel's basic body and life. I want to meld with Jessica Biel. Osmosis Jessica.

posted by Samus @ 1:24 PM