Multiple Choice Time
Britney was at the height of her powers:1) In the Mickey Mouse Club (I know you sickos are out there, own up)
2) Hit Me Baby
3) Slave
4) Toxic
5) When she shaved her head, wrote "666" on her forehead and went to rehab
In the coming years, when Britney's kids ask what this whole crazy time was about, she will answer:
1) Toto? The lights! So bright! The voices! Toto, where are you?
2) Mommy had a difficult time following her divorce, sweetlings. That, along with the pressure of success, media attention and chemical addiction, caused Mommy to do some strange things
of which she's ashamed today. However, if not for that terrible time, Mommy would never have moved out of Hollywood, gotten her medical degree and spent these last years curing AIDS in third world countries. So, you see, sometimes beautiful things are borne of horrible things. We should all remember to learn from our mistakes.
3) Shut up and get me a beer.
posted by Samus @ 1:16 PM
3 Comments:
6) the time she had sex with Benicio Del...wait that was Scarlett. I ll take the Penis Mightier for 1000 Alex.
4) You're so pretty........................................... what were we talking about again?
The answers are 2 and 3 for the respective questions.
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